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SKU: COLONELCAMEMBERT
$60.00
  • Mouth Blown, Hand Painted, and Glittered in Poland
  • Hand Blown Glass Collectible Nutcracker Mouse Christmas Tree Ornament Decoration
  • Unique, Whimsical Hand Painted Christmas Mouse Nutcracker Wearing a Red Shiny Soldier Suit with Green and Gold Glitter Details
  • Fun Limited Edition Keepsake Christmas Nutcracker Mouse Ornament Standing on a Drum
  • 6.5″

The Colonel Camembert Story

Colonel Camembert rose quickly through the rodent ranks,

without guns, swords, or tanks, with actions initially called pranks.

His famed military tactic of waiting for the right breeze,

won every battle with opponents fleeing or on their knees,

with his towering stockpiles of limburger, camembert and brie.

All downwind were knocked out in scores and there is lore,

Musophobia on his battlefields was born.

The Colonel relished his cheese, ever nibbling when at ease,

as did his militia who famously coined “whose cutting the cheese,”

while opponents in retreat would beg no more please!

  • Mouth Blown, Hand Painted, and Glittered in Poland
  • Hand Blown Glass Collectible Nutcracker Mouse Christmas Tree Ornament Decoration
  • Unique, Whimsical Hand Painted Christmas Mouse Nutcracker Wearing a Red Shiny Soldier Suit with Green and Gold Glitter Details
  • Fun Limited Edition Keepsake Christmas Nutcracker Mouse Ornament Standing on a Drum
  • 6.5″

The Colonel Camembert Story

Colonel Camembert rose quickly through the rodent ranks,

without guns, swords, or tanks, with actions initially called pranks.

His famed military tactic of waiting for the right breeze,

won every battle with opponents fleeing or on their knees,

with his towering stockpiles of limburger, camembert and brie.

All downwind were knocked out in scores and there is lore,

Musophobia on his battlefields was born.

The Colonel relished his cheese, ever nibbling when at ease,

as did his militia who famously coined “whose cutting the cheese,”

while opponents in retreat would beg no more please!

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